August 18, 2015

August 18, 2015: Mommy and daddy have a house rule ‘no hiding burps or farts’. We are all very competitive, so we put a little twist on this rule and now compete for loudest burp and loudest fart. It can get very noisy (and sometimes smelly!) at our house! Daddy usually wins the loudest burp. Burping isn’t my strongest event, so I’ve started focusing on loudest fart. Daddy still usually wins that one too but I’m coming on strong. I train with grandpa every morning. Grammie prefers we practice outside. With a little more practice on my technique I’ll soon ‘blow’ my competition away. Mommy says we should add a new category, smelliest fart. I think she’s a sore loser and is looking for an event she can win once in a while.