September 27, 2015

September 27, 2015: I found daddy’s wallet. There were lots of cards in it. After I picked through all the business cards, I found the good stuff – money! The paper money was nice, but I liked the plastic ones better. They were so shiny and pretty. Mommy said I had to put it all back and give daddy back his wallet. I think I’m gonna look for grandpa’s wallet next because he can’t say no to my cute face. Daddy just called me a grifter. Maybe daddy wouldn’t call me that if he knew my plan was to use the plastic buy a puppy?