October 7, 2015

October 7, 2015: Daddy said there is a very large man who dresses in red, lands on our roof with cows, and delivers presents to good kids. I’m scared of strangers and, honestly, he sounds creepy. But daddy also told me that the presents are wrapped in paper and that’s awesome! I love paper. I love tearing it. I love smooshing it. I love crinkling it. I love waving it. I just love it. Grandpa thinks I’ll be great at ripping the paper off, but he’s not taking any chances. He’s got me on a strict training schedule until the day this man comes. That’s fine by me. I just hope I never have to meet the man in red…