January 14, 2016

January 14, 2016:  The big kids in the neighborhood get to go outside and play in the snow together all the time. Mommy and daddy say I can go play with them when I’m “a little bit older.” Whatever that means. I’m a little bit older right NOW, you guys. Plus, by the time I’m that old, the older kids will be even older. It’s not fair. Anyway, I’ve been taking alternate action. Mommy tells me I have a new baby cousin. Another GIRL cousin! Her name is Adylyn and she was born yesterday. I haven’t met her yet, but I really want to make a good first impression. So today, mommy let me pick out some of my old clothes to send her. I really hope she likes them and will want to play with me when she gets a little older. Geez…now I’m doing it to HER! Forget that, she can play with me whenever she wants. This ageism ends with me!

January 14, 2016