February 4, 2016

February 4, 2016: Mommy doesn’t use a purse. She carries everything in a tiny wallet that usually fits in her pocket. If she has to carry anything extra it goes in daddy’s pocket. Grammie uses a purse though. She looks so cool and sophisticated when she tosses it over her shoulder. Mommy let me have one of her old purses to keep for good. Daddy says it looks like it was made from Michael Jackson’s leather pants…whoever that is. I don’t care what anyone says. It’s red, shiny, and has a bunch of zippers. I like to put stuff in it and toss it over my shoulder like grammie. This is how you go shopping. You don’t walk around with a wallet in your pocket and half your stuff in some boy’s pants.