September 16, 2017: It was written right there on the sidewalk, but mommy said I’m still not one year old yet. I don’t get it. There was a big party today and my cousins came over to play. People sang to me. There were candles on a cake. I had cake for the first time. I mean, people gave me a bunch of presents, you guys! I’m so confused. Is it my birthday or not? Am I one year old now?