November 6, 2017:  It’s really getting ridiculous around here. Mommy and daddy basically relax on the floor while we take care of most of the chores. Finley does the laundry, I have to get my own water…c’mon! I remember the days when mommy and daddy used to do everything for us. Now they just mail it in. I guess this is the point where we start taking care of them. Well, cheers daddy…pretty soon we’ll put you in a home.