April 22, 2018: Mommy bought us a book called Feminist Baby. Our favorite line is, “Feminist Baby says no to pants!” Jameson and I are really embracing the message. Lately, I even like to paint without pants. I use mommy’s makeup brush. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t mind. Her brush is just collecting dust in the drawer. There’s no line about makeup in our book, but I don’t think feminist mommies wear makeup. At least our mommy doesn’t…