May 1, 2018:  Maybe I was nervous about mommy leaving early for work. Maybe it was those eggs I had for dinner. Regardless I woke up in a crib full of puke this morning. My room did not smell good. My butt isn’t working great either. I pooped in the tub when daddy gave me a bath. Then I pooped again before breakfast. Then I pooped for grammie while daddy took Jameson to school. My tummy, not wanting to be out-done I guess, threw up breakfast in papa’s truck a few minutes later. I also have a fever. I just don’t feel so great. Jameson had to play on her own today. Luckily I got to go outside a few times to enjoy the weather. I hope this bug goes away soon. My body needs a break.