May 8, 2019: After hearing mommy and daddy talk about how much work they’ve been doing on mommy’s condo and listening to them complain about how sore they are, being a landlord seems like a horrible idea. Buuuuuuuut…they keep forgetting about the best parts – all the cleaning, painting, and decorating that comes with it! Those are mine and mommy’s most favoritest things to do. I can’t believe mommy isn’t having fun. All those fumes must be going to her head.