December 31, 2016: I heard Finley was trying to upstage me and learn new things on her own. Ridiculous. I’m still not going to hold my own bottle but I did step up my game today. Daddy said I’m a big kid now so I got to try hot cocoa. Finley can’t have any yet. I’ll teach her about hot cocoa when she’s older. We also took Finley to the baby store. She had never been there so I showed her around. I taught her about Winnie the Pooh. She doesn’t even know what Tiggers do best. Compare all that to holding your own bottle and get back with me.