July 12, 2017: Daddy always tells me that a bird built a nest in my hair while I was sleeping. Usually I say that’s crazy talk. But this evening I brushed mommy’s hair. There were so many snarls. I totally get what daddy means about a bird building a nest in my hair. Mommy either has a big bird building one nest or many birds building lots of nests. Either way she really needs my help. I’ve been watching a new show called Sunny Day. It’s about a girl who styles hair. I’ve been taking notes. I’m going to brush and style mommy’s hair every day. Mommy said that’ll be great because she doesn’t have time to do it. I wonder how long before mommy gives me the ok to cut her hair too?!