January 18, 2018: I don’t have much time. Jameson’s birthday is right around the corner and there’s gonna be dancing. I’ve been trying to work on my signature move in time for the party. So far I’ve narrowed it down to two pretty dope steps. The first is sort of a “stand and sway” kind of thing where my head and my butt go in opposite directions. The second is sort of a half skip and jump while I wander around the house. Jameson hasn’t been offering much feedback. I wish she would pass along some tips from her dance class.