July 15, 2018: Everyone gets all freaked out that I like to use my umbrella differently. I don’t know why they are so surprised. It combines two of my favorite things. Getting wet and doing things my own damn way! Why would I put my umbrella over my head?! I can’t even see my umbrella when it’s way up there over my head. Plus it gets really loud when the rain pitter-patters all over it. So why don’t you all just take a chill pill, turn your umbrella over, and see the world how it’s meant to be seen. Finley out.