August 8, 2018:  Mommy’s birthday is the biggest thing going on around here right now. Her party isn’t until next week, but we have stuff to do. Daddy said there will be a bunch of mommy’s family and friends there, and Jameson and I get to make a speech if we want. I don’t know what those people would want to hear me say, but I know what they’re gonna hear. A GHOST SPIDER FINGER STORY! I’ve been practicing my story on Jameson. Right now I can’t get through it without both of us laughing. Luckily I have another week.