August 17, 2018: Mommy and daddy are worried about Jameson’s eating habits. Her taste buds are pretty finicky. I know what she needs to do to eat more fruits and vegetables. She should do what I do. Just pretend everything you eat is a special treat. If mommy gives you broccoli…yum, green ice cream trees! Apple slices…mmmmm, moon-shaped cookies! Corn on the cob…delicious, yellow buttered popsicle! This way when you get a real special treat it tastes even better. Problem solved. You’re welcome. Now if only I could get mommy to give me my bottle instead of lunch after I say please and everything.