January 3, 2019: I’ve had enough of waiting for mommy and daddy to get their lazy butts out of bed in the morning. I used to call them when I woke up. Then I realized I should probably just go sit in their bed and start talking to them. After two days I realized that wasn’t speeding the process at all. Today I decided to just do it myself. I woke up, picked out my own outfit, got undressed, went potty, got dressed, and went to wake up mommy and daddy. They had just gotten out of bed. Seriously. Probably best to do it myself. Mommy tends to put my clothes on backwards and I think daddy might be color blind.