April 23, 2019: Another benefit of having a party at our house is that mommy finally cleared off the counters and daddy finally cleaned the toilets. Both were gross. So before more stuff ends up on the peninsula I decided to start eating breakfast there. They can’t put all their paperwork on top of my French toast. I liked it. I can’t wait until I’m in high school and watch mommy cook my breakfast while I sit on my stool. I’ll look over to say good morning to Fin, and she’ll say, “Don’t even talk to me until I have my first sip of coffee.”