June 27, 2019: Sheesh, mommy’s office is not like the ones on TV. So serious. We went there today to help mommy with her important meeting. We used all the secret business techniques. Finley pretended she had to go potty every five minutes so mommy could leave the room to consider another offer. Then we both came in to ask important questions about popsicles. Total power move. Our biggest contribution though was probably “no pants Thursdays.” Hopefully that one has staying power.