August 12, 2019: A long, long, long time ago – when I was like two years old – my cousin Ethan gave me his old red convertible Mustang car. He was too big for it, but I was still too little for it. I told daddy to store it away until I was a little bit older and not scared of cars that make a lot of noise under my butt. It took some time, but I’m old enough and big enough now. Daddy surprised me today by buying a new battery for that red car. I did great driving it, but now Fin is scared of it. I’ll let her drive it when she’s not scared of cars that make a lot of noise under her butt. I mean, today was only her first day in preschool camp so she has a way to go. Until then, she can hold the map.