Secret Identity

December 8, 2020: They’re on to me. I’m sneaky, but I think they suspect something. I lurk through the house, sneak in the hallways, and poop in the bathrooms. I. Am. The Phantom Pooper! I stink small bathrooms in a single sit. I giggle when I hear them say, “Who pooped in here?!” The laugh when Jameson says, “It wasn’t me!” They have no idea that it’s been me the whole time. But I need to be careful. They’re on to me. I can sense it, because…I AM THE PHANTOM POOPER!!

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