April 30, 2021: Dear Walt Disney, what is taking you so long? I watched Moana a loooong time ago. We’ve seen lots of II movies since then. Frozen II, Lion King II, Aladdin II, Little Mermaid II…the list goes on and on! So where the heck is Moana II?! I can’t wait for you anymore. I started writing a screenplay on my own. It’s about Moana having a baby that sneaks out of her crib, runs away, and comes back four years later. I’ll have my agent call you to draw up a contract. I want residuals. Your friend, Jameson